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Edison had experienced for 13 months on the incandescent lamp, trying to find the right combination to make it glow.  When he finally succeeded at three o’clock in the morning, he ran out of the barn, across to the house, upstairs to his wife’s bedroom, and shouted, "Daring, look!"

Mrs. Edison woke up, turned over and said, "For goodness’ sake, Tom, turn out that light and come to bed!"

A man asked an acquaintance how his wife was ; then, suddenly remembering that she had died, he blurted out, "Still in the same cementery?"

When her late husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman.  Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription her spouse’s tombstone.
"Sorry, lady, " said the sonecutter."  I inscribed ‘Rest in Peace’ on your orders.  I can’t change it now."
"Very well," the widow said grimly. "Just add ‘Until We meet Again."

A married couple , both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night . " Darling , " the wife said , " if i were to die and you were to remarry , would you two live in this house ? "
"  I suppose so - it’s paid for ."

" My wife lost her credit card , " the man told his friend .
" Have you informed the bank ? "
" No, the thief is spending much less than she does ! "